— Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening dear….I'm now logged in.”
— Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
— Husband : Bad command or file name.
— Wife: But I told you in the morning
— Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
— Wife: What about my new TV?
— Husband : Variable not found . . .
— Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
— Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
— Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
— Husband : Too many parameters . . .
— Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
— Husband : Data type mismatch.
— Wife: You are useless.
—Husband : It's by Default.
— Wife: What about your Salary?
— Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
— Wife: What is my value in the family.
— Husband : Unknown Virus.
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Hehehehe, ¡Súper chistoso! Es una pena que si se tradujera a idioma español perdería el sentido, ya que son frases, desde el punto de vista informático, que no deben traducirse.
Por eso no lo traduje, se perdía el sentido.